{"id":1017,"date":"2020-12-21T09:45:40","date_gmt":"2020-12-21T09:45:40","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2024-12-29T23:34:06","modified_gmt":"2024-12-30T06:34:06","slug":"funny-happy-new-year-wishes-and-quotes","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.wordscoach.com\/blog\/funny-happy-new-year-wishes-and-quotes\/","title":{"rendered":"Funny Happy New Year Wishes and Quotes"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"words-head\" id=\"words-2002271303\"><script async src=\"\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js?client=ca-pub-5017566440575750\" crossorigin=\"anonymous\"><\/script><ins class=\"adsbygoogle\" style=\"display:block;\" data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5017566440575750\" \ndata-ad-slot=\"3340569236\" \ndata-ad-format=\"auto\"><\/ins>\n<script> \n(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); \n<\/script>\n<\/div>\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-align-center\"><mark style=\"background-color:rgba(0, 0, 0, 0)\" class=\"has-inline-color has-luminous-vivid-orange-color\">Funny Happy New Year Wishes and Quotes<\/mark><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p><br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wordscoach.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/Happy-New-Year-Quotes-wordscoach.com-2-1024x1024.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-25278\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wordscoach.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/Happy-New-Year-Quotes-wordscoach.com-2-1024x1024.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.wordscoach.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/Happy-New-Year-Quotes-wordscoach.com-2-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/www.wordscoach.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/Happy-New-Year-Quotes-wordscoach.com-2-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.wordscoach.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/Happy-New-Year-Quotes-wordscoach.com-2-768x768.png 768w, https:\/\/www.wordscoach.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/Happy-New-Year-Quotes-wordscoach.com-2-60x60.png 60w, https:\/\/www.wordscoach.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/Happy-New-Year-Quotes-wordscoach.com-2-96x96.png 96w, https:\/\/www.wordscoach.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/Happy-New-Year-Quotes-wordscoach.com-2.png 1080w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Youth is when you\u2019re allowed to stay up late on New Year\u2019s Eve. Middle age is when you\u2019re forced to.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A new year. A fresh, clean start! It\u2019s like having a big white sheet of paper to draw on! A day full of possibilities!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year\u2019s resolutions, and I\u2019ve stuck with it ever since.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>May the New Year bring you courage to break your resolutions early! My own plan is to swear off every kind of virtue, so that I triumph even when I fall!<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\n<script async=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\n                <ins class=\"adsbygoogle\" style=\"display:block\" data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5017566440575750\" data-ad-slot=\"3406615517\" data-ad-format=\"link\" data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\n                <script>\n                     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\n                <\/script>\n<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Happy New Year! I can\u2019t believe another year has passed so quickly. In the words of Michael Altshuler, \u201cThe bad news is time flies. The good news is you\u2019re the pilot!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A New Year\u2019s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>My New Year\u2019s resolution was going to be to quit all my bad habits, but then it occurred to me &#8211; no one likes a quitter. Happy New Year!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Happy New Year! I don\u2019t know about you, but my New Year\u2019s resolution is to stop feeling guilty about not keeping last year\u2019s resolution.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Remember when we were younger and just wanted to stay up on New Year\u2019s Eve? Now all we want to do is sleep!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Happy New Year! Here\u2019s to living on the edge a little more in 2021. As Hunter S. Thompson said: Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming \u201cWow! What a Ride!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br><\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wordscoach.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/Happy-New-Year-Quotes-wordscoach.com_-1024x1024.png\" alt=\"Happy New Year Quotes - wordscoach.com\" class=\"wp-image-25276\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wordscoach.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/Happy-New-Year-Quotes-wordscoach.com_-1024x1024.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.wordscoach.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/Happy-New-Year-Quotes-wordscoach.com_-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/www.wordscoach.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/Happy-New-Year-Quotes-wordscoach.com_-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.wordscoach.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/Happy-New-Year-Quotes-wordscoach.com_-768x768.png 768w, https:\/\/www.wordscoach.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/Happy-New-Year-Quotes-wordscoach.com_-60x60.png 60w, https:\/\/www.wordscoach.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/Happy-New-Year-Quotes-wordscoach.com_-96x96.png 96w, https:\/\/www.wordscoach.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/Happy-New-Year-Quotes-wordscoach.com_.png 1080w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n<p><br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Wise, kind, gentle, generous, sexy. But enough about me, here\u2019s to you &#8211; Happy New Year!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Happy New Year! Let\u2019s eat, drink, and be merry &#8211; for tomorrow we diet!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>May all of your troubles last as long as my New Years resolutions! Happy New Year!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Before I get drunk, dance on the bar, lose my phone, get naked and get arrested, let me wish you a Happy New Year!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Live it up on New Year\u2019s Eve &#8211; you\u2019ve got the whole year to live it down!<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\n<script async=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\n                <ins class=\"adsbygoogle\" style=\"display:block\" data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5017566440575750\" data-ad-slot=\"3406615517\" data-ad-format=\"link\" data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\n                <script>\n                     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\n                <\/script>\n<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wordscoach.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/Happy-New-Year-Quotes-wordscoach.com-3-1024x1024.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-25279\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wordscoach.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/Happy-New-Year-Quotes-wordscoach.com-3-1024x1024.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.wordscoach.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/Happy-New-Year-Quotes-wordscoach.com-3-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/www.wordscoach.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/Happy-New-Year-Quotes-wordscoach.com-3-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.wordscoach.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/Happy-New-Year-Quotes-wordscoach.com-3-768x768.png 768w, https:\/\/www.wordscoach.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/Happy-New-Year-Quotes-wordscoach.com-3-60x60.png 60w, https:\/\/www.wordscoach.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/Happy-New-Year-Quotes-wordscoach.com-3-96x96.png 96w, https:\/\/www.wordscoach.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/Happy-New-Year-Quotes-wordscoach.com-3.png 1080w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Related Posts:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wordscoach.com\/blog\/new-year-wishes-greetings-and-messages\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Happy New Year Wishes, Greetings and Messages for 2025<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.wordscoach.com\/blog\/christian-new-year-bible-verses-and-scripture\/\" target=\"_blank\">Christian New Year Bible Verses and Scripture<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.wordscoach.com\/blog\/funny-happy-new-year-wishes-and-quotes\/\" target=\"_blank\">Funny Happy New Year Wishes and Quotes<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.wordscoach.com\/blog\/happy-new-year-wishes-for-family\/\" target=\"_blank\">Happy New Year Wishes for Family<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.wordscoach.com\/blog\/happy-new-year-wishes-for-friends\/\" target=\"_blank\">Happy New Year Wishes for Friends<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.wordscoach.com\/blog\/happy-new-year-wishes-for-your-co-workers\/\" target=\"_blank\">Happy New Year Wishes for your Co-workers<\/a><br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p> <script><\/script>                 <ins class=\"adsbygoogle\" style=\"display:block\" data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5017566440575750\" data-ad-slot=\"3406615517\" data-ad-format=\"link\" data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>                 <script>\n                     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\n                <\/script> <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br><br><br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/play.google.com\/store\/apps\/details?id=com.users.wordsdaily\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\"><strong>Download the Word Coach Application<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Funny Happy New Year Wishes and Quotes An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. Youth is when you\u2019re allowed to stay up late on New Year\u2019s Eve. Middle age is when you\u2019re forced to. A new year. 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