Examples:

• Thank you, Captain Obvious. Of course, it's a map.
• Yes, I know, this might be Captain Obvious.
• Oh, you should change your name to Captain Obvious.
• That's what I'm doing, Captain Obvious.
• Thanks for the intel, Captain Obvious.
• Well, thank you, Captain Obvious.
• Look, I don't want to be Captain Obvious here, but it seems like the only stuff that got banished to the storage locker was yours.
• Thank you, captain obvious. Of course, it's a map.
• I hate to be Captain obvious, but this has to be the work of the same guy.
• Let me play captain obvious and say that keeping stolen money here is grounds for all our arrests.